Welcome to Maynard's

In honor of Maynard, Dobie, Zelda, Milton Armitage, and the entire
"Dobie Gillis" gang, we'd like to pay homage to their era of beatniks,
coffee houses, and the bongo beat by having our own "Really Bad
Poetry" contest. This is your opportunity to share those pearls of
wisdom and let those creative juices flow. Scroll down the page
and submit your poetry to the folks here at 
Maynard's CoffeeHouse!

Your order, please ?

Bob's beatnik character serenades Jimmy Stewart
with the poem below in the movie
"Take Her, She's Mine"

When you see the guitar, imagine a guitar strum.

For this month's
Really Bad Poetry
Winners
click on the
Award Ribbon
.

"Hopingly, pantingly, squallingly . . .

Outwardly thrusting in pain  and shock and disbelief . . .


Hopingly, graspingly, aspiringly . . .

Impermanently permanent . . .

All interest canceled . . .

 REPOSSESSED . . .

Howl . . . H-o-o-O-O-O-W-L-L-L !"

To find out more about
Bob's creation of
Maynard G. Krebs,
click on Bob's picture.

Now It's YOUR Turn!
Type your poetry here and,
like, submit it to us!

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1960 - 1963

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